The Techies Valentine

Today I decided to log onto an old email account and found myself reading old emails. Some brought tears, some made me roll my eyes, then some made me smile, like this one, I wanted to share it. Have a beautiful Valentines Day.

INSTALLING LOVE:

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem,Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self- Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't Know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal ?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before We hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, have a great day.

Only a Real Woman Can Give Up Godiva Chocolate Candy Bars

I went to my Wednesday weekly and my dear Joy was home with two of her babies, who are sick. (Were sick because the Lord is gonna heal them!) I really enjoyed the "visit" despite I was cleaning my behind off and couldn't really talk. So funny because she is a trip. Once you get her talking, we can go on all day and talk about everything :).

Anyway, she is always giving me things. I think it's adorable. She reminds me of me. You cannot go to Joy's without either eating or getting something from the fridge, the closet or somewhere :) Well she had put together a bag of stuff that I thought was just for Kayla. (So sweet, so I guess this may even belong in the "Counting my Blessings" category).

Anyway, after a fun morning with two cute little helpers and a few laughs, I left, never looking in the bag.

It wasn't until that evening that I gave the bag of goodies to Kayla, which included a couple cute shirts and some other stuff. She then came upon some cloth napkins - which can be dish towels too (thanks Joy - they match) ;).

Kayla came into the kitchen and handed me this chocolate candy bar. She said "Momma is this yours too"? My eyes got big and I felt a huge smile come on my face. "It is now, lol, give me that!" I just laughed and proceeded to open it.

Pure heaven for just a moment. I broke off the first peice of Godiva chocolate with caramel filling and savored ever tiny little bite. I knew I would have to blog about this because it takes a real woman to give up a Godiva chocolate candy bar.

I am totally on a diet so I shared it with the kids. Yummy stuff, thanks Joy :)